Friday. I know my hair needs cutting and coloring and why I LOVE our bank!

Top: Gap
Belt: Nine West
Skirt: Gap
Shoes: Steve Madden

First off I would like to say that I know my hair is a complete fricken disaster, and yes I need a hair cut and a color. I would also like to say I LOVE USAA bank. I got paid today and I get to scan my check at home and it deposits immediately into our account... BooYah!

Thursday

Shirt: American Eagle
Vest: XX1
Pants: Old Navy
Shoes: Guess
I have no idea why I am grinning like The Joker. You would think I was drunk or crazy...not so much. More's the pity.

Three Days One Post

Top: Old Navy
Pants: EBAY
Shoes: Manolo Blahnik

This was Wednesday's outfit. I may be updating you readers with a massive blog overload, for which I iz truly sorry, but I ended up with some stupid advertisement on my computer, which kept blocking me from sites. I finally zapped it with Norton. Note to people who did advertisement: You better be glad I don't know where you live bitches!

Yesterday

Top: Old Navy
Cami: Champs
Skirt: MaxMara
Shoes: Guess

I love this skirt! It was one of the items that was lovingly delivered to me by our very nice UPS man, who looks just like Tiger Woods, in fact I call him Tiger. He probably thinks that I need to be sectioned or something. Anyway we're off to get a coffee and see The Ugly Truth. Gerard Butler...yummy!

Quiz Night

Dress: Hype
Leggings: Walmart
Shoes: BCBG

Can you believe this is a dress? I think it's better to try and keep my dignity than flash my lady bits, I am after all not a famous flasher (yes Britney Spears the whole world has seen your business!) I am also 5ft 8in and this was made for the short ladies out there. Anyway today was quiz night, and yes we sucked (well we came 5th, so teenie, tinie lie). Can you believe I have teachers on my team and that I am the only non-teacher! Anyway a few beers later I am home and chilling watching She's Got The Look. Which bitch will go home tonight girls?

Baby Got Back!

Top: Gap
Belt: Hubby's
Pants: Gap
Shoes: Guess
I thought I would show the world my butt. After all it's better than showing the world my middle fingers. I've had one of those days can you tell? Someone, i.e one of the directors lost the company debit card. We will receive the new one in 7 to 10 days. How does that work? In this technological world we STILL have to wait for a new debit card and snail mail...typical.

Seeing Stars

Top: Marc by Marc Jacobs

Jeans: Seven

Shoes: Shoe Carnival

Bag: Next bought in the UK

I love this top. I thought a medium would be a little big, but because I have boobies or bewbs as my sister says...lol. I decided to go with the medium and it fits perfectly! There's nothing worse than see a woman with a shirt too tight that she can't breathe and she looks as if she has had to squeeze into it like a tube of toothpaste...ugh. Anyway we went to see the Proposal today. very funny, even my husband liked it, even though he complained it was a "chick flick". Way To Go Me!! On a footnote Sandra Bullock's wardrobe is to DIE for!!

Really?

Today I stopped to fill my car with gas. There was a guy next to me filling his car with...wait for it, a Transformers tattoo on the back of his right calf. Who does that? I mean what about when he's 70 years old? It won't be a transformer it'll be a decrepid-former. Some people astound me. I had one final look while driving away and shaking my head. I could be getting old. I would have thought that tattoo was cool...when I was 12. As I was driving away dear readers and while he was filling his SUV with gas he lit up a cigarette. I didn't hear anything about a gas station exploding though so this "person" is still alive and able to pro-create...great. Welcome to the Deep South.

How did I manage that?

T-Shirt: Gap
Belt: Nine West
Cami: Kohls
Skirt: Vera Wang (Kohls)
Shoes: ABS Allen Schwartz

I managed to hiccup and sneeze at the same time yesterday and I winded myself. Jeez, I am falling apart! Sorry about the quality of the pic, I must have moved or something. On a work note we have an agent who has a staph infection can you say ewww? So I am avoiding him and washing my hands, and washing my hands, and washing my hands. Then I will forget to wash my hands, Oh bugger! I think he's over the stage where he is contagious. He better be otherwise I am gonna be one maaaadddd laddyyyyy!

Ohhh La La

Rue La La had their big sale today, it actually lasts 3 days. I managed to snag this baby by MaxMara. Originally $330.00 sale price $39.00. I can already imagine the amount of outfits I can wear working around this skirt. Come to Mama!! I have seriously got to stop shopping on all these fabulous websites!!

Clickity click

I am not at work today, my back is still very very sore and I am having trouble walking. Great for a girl that loves to wear heels. Feeling a bit down in the dumps I have just ordered the above on ideeli.com. I love online shopping!! ha ha ha.

Both of the above are by Nancy Rose. The top was $29.00 down from $212.00 and the dress was $49.00 down from $368.00. I spent $88.00 which includes shipping! I now await my lovely package, which I shall open like a 3 year old at Christmas, only difference is I won't have more interest in the box! See I am working even when I am not at work! The only difference is I am working on filling my closet...lol.

I has a hurt

This morning I steam cleaned our living room carpet. Husband likes to traipse through our living room wearing his shoes. Usually he is heading straight for the refrigerator.

The carpet looks great, being a cream color it gets dirty easily. Anyhow those of you who read this blog know that I have Degenerative Disc Disease, which basically means that the discs between my spine are very thin/non-existant due to a horse riding accident I had in which I broke my back. I am sitting here on the couch drugged up, yet still in a little pain after triggering a horrible spasming making me cry attack (I can't even stand up straight). Yes Girls there will be no heels for me tomorrow and maybe no work. Husband iced my back down and kept saying funny things to make me laugh, which did not help me in the slightest. Laughing and wincing in pain is not funny!

Anyway I am waiting for him to bring me an m&m treat from Sonic to ease my pain! Oh yes I forgot to mention I have period pains too. Great!!

Girly Girl

Black Top: Bought in England

Nude Top: Kohls

Skirt: M&S

Shoes: Boutique 9

Necklace Walmart

This outfit was a last minute decision. Call me weird but I lie in bed at night and put together outfits in my mind. I know some of you do it too. I wonder what I will be like when I have a whole room instead of a closet. Oh yes dear husband it IS happening!

This isn't right!

Top: Target

Pants: Old Navy

Shoes: Guess

Bag: EBAY

Earrings: Rue 21

I was so excited today. I arrived at work early with a spring in my step because I knew I would have a nice shiny computer on my desk, or so I thought. That didn't happen. I walked in to my bosses office:

Me: "Where is my new computer? the one that is supposed to be all new and shiny sitting on my desk, ready for me to use? Is it still in the box? Where's the box?

Boss: "I fixed your old one." (grinning)

Me: "What? I wanted a new one. I NEED a new one, you said I could have a NEW ONE!"

Boss: "Yours is running fine, but you need to reinstall the internet."

Me: "Whatever." (stomping out of his office)

So I reinstall the internet, and what happens it freezes. G** Damn STUPID COMPUTER!

On a positive note I did look cute today.

What do you mean my computer is f*****d!?

Top: Even

Skirt: Old Navy

Shoes: Payless

I sashay into work this morning, with my cute new top on and my lovely, lovely heels. Place my bag under my desk and plop down into my chair. Wait a minute, my computer looks different. Yells to boss "What's wrong with my computer?" Boss comes out of his office. "Oh yeah it's f*****d" What, what, WHAT!!?! "Yep going to have to get you a new one. Do you have your files back up?" (Of course I do). Anyway, no computer, and NO Internet!! bugger, bugger, BUGGER!! So today was bitter sweet.

So dear boss, if you ever read this blog, which I doubt you do being fashionably challenged. I expect a shiny new computer tomorrow with internet! Wrapped in a bow! (like that's going to happen) I'll probably end up schlepping to the store, bringing it to the office, and setting up myself.

Meh

No photo in today's post. The reason for this is I had to wear stupid flats. As of tomorrow ladies I am back in my heels. I don't like flats, except on very rare occasions. I am a heel chick, I am a city girl and I am moody and irritable. It's bad enough not being able to run, but taking away my heels is tantamount to abuse.

So, my dear Dr. I am done, I cannot cope with looking at all my gorgeous shoes and not being able to wear them . I shall walk in to work tomorrow defeated and deflated (not) that I cannot wear flats anymore. I will look FABULOUS! I will be in a better mood, and my co-workers will not run for cover, or cower in the corner when they hear me stomping towards them. I will feel girly and sexy and not frumpy. I will strut around just as a model struts on a runway. I shall sashay down the hallway, I shall sit with my legs crossed at the ankles in a lady like manner. I shall be happy, and girly and probably in pain. Fear not dear readers. I have the good drugs ;)

That's Right! Heels Bitches!!

Top: DKNY

Jeans: PacSun

Shoes: Jessica Simpson

I am in heels, yes I know I'm not supposed to wear them, blah, blah, blah. I am not walking anywhere, and my husband is tired of seeing me pout. OK so there may have been the occasional rocking backward and forward and staring into space while sitting in my closet while holding armfuls of heels. But I digress. I won this round Doctor, I won this round.

I has a new feets

Flat but kind of cute. Steve Madden on sale plus I got an extra 20% off and free shipping, so now I'll has happy feets!

Fireworks by the river!

Sweater: Gap
Top: Gap
Jeans:Express
Shoes: Walmart
Bag: XXI bought on EBAY
Fireworks by the river tonight, and it's free which is good. More money to shop with my dear...cackle, cackle. Good job I wore flats, because husband decided to park a mile yes ONE mile from the river, so I was forced to schlep along behind him, and on the way back from the river he got us lost (we have lived here 8 years). Tired from all the fresh air I cannot think of anything witty to say, so I will bid you goodnight and wish everyone a Happy 4th!

Introducing...

My most fabulous accessory. My husband! Cute, handsome, sexy, intelligent and very very funny. Calls me "dude" a lot, very good at witty combacks, whereas it takes me a while, and by the time I have thought of it, I don't bother saying it because it would make me sound lame.

Like my shoes?...

Top: Kohls

Skirt: Vera Wang for Kohls

Shoes: Target

These are some g***amn UGLY shoes! But they are comfortable blah, blah, blah. Even my boss said they were ugly, and he has no idea about fashion. I did try and sneak some heels out this morning, but was caught by my husband. I whined and stomped and folded my arms, then threw the shoes down and stomped out the door.

On a positive note Husband and I are going to California to visit his family at Christmas. We will be boarding our cats at the vets...um yeah that's going to be fun.

I hobbled...

over to Target and bought this. It's a gorgeous light floaty fabric for $17.99. Shopping makes me feel better. I think I should bill my Dr for making me feel so bad, that I had to spend money. Actually if he was paying I would be spending a lot more than $17.99. I would be clicking all over Neiman Marcus..mwahahaha.

Say What?

The conversation at the Dr's office went something like this:

Doc: How are you today?

Me: I'm good. (Stupid question).

Doc: I see here you are having some problems with your leg.

Me: Yep. I hurt it running.

Doc: Can you show me where it hurts?

Me: (Standing Up) Right here, points to thigh about 4 inches down from groin.

Doc: Does it hurt when sitting or lying down?

Me: Nope, only when I put pressure on it.

Doc: Any swelling, bruising, lumps?

Me: Nope

Doc: OK let's have you up on the table, lie down and let me examine your leg.

Me: (Hops up on table, well clambers)

Doc: Does this hurt? (pressing where it hurts)

Me: OW!! Yes! (I told him that's where it hurts WTF?)

Doc: You've torn a muscle. No running for 4 weeks.

Doc: (Eyes gorgeous high heels) And no wearing heels for 4 weeks.

Me: Wha??? (blank stare and lots of blinking)

Doc: You're throwing your balance off and it will heal slower.

Me: And slower isn't good?

Doc: No, and neither is more pain. You need to ice and heat it and take it easy, and i'll email an RX to your pharmacy for some anti-inflammatories. (Email my RX fancy pants!)

Me: K. (Sulking like a small child)

Doc: Come and see me if it gets any worse. And stay off those heels!

Me: (Already stomping halfway down hallway muttering Ow, ow, ow ,ow like a mad woman as best I can so I don't answer).

I knew he would do that, not to mention he's all hi-tech now wheeling around a lap top on a stand like some kind of old person. Oh and he types with one finger too, which is REALLY annoying because my appointment should have taken half as long as it did, I almost pushed him off of his stool and asked him to dictate. He also looks down a lot, if only I had kept my feet tucked under me and slipped off my shoes while he examined my leg (hits self in forehead with palm). Stupid, Stupid girl! Oh and at the rate he types I'll get my RX sometime next week. In fact he's probably still typing as we speak.